It'd be easier if I showed you, but I'm not just going to invite you to have anal sex, that's a little too far.
So I guess we'll start with preparations. Do you know what lubricant is? And hm... I don't know if you'll need a condom of you're performing it. I'm assuming you're gonna have some kind of apparatus, right? Like a strap-on? If it's on a stranger, you might want the time of thin, sterile gloves they sell at the sex shops for anal play, for hygiene's sake.
Is lubricant like gear oil? I didn't bring any gear oil with me and no. [Well, she does have her vibrating dildo, but she doesn't even know how that works.] What's a strap-on anyway?
No! No!!! Not gear oil! Don't you dare stick gear oil in someone's body, Sasha. There's a type of lubricant... think it's just called 'personal lubricant'. It's made for use on the human body. Hell, I'll give you some so you don't have to go buy it just for fuck's sake, do not even think about gear oil.
It's a sexual toy that mimics the shape and size of a penis. Don't use a huge one or anything just find something. Something similar to the kind of dicks you've seen.
But not like Bertolt's. Don't use him as a size guide or someone's going to hate you.
[If only he could see how she jumped when he shouted in her head.]
You don't have to yell at me. [She sounds almost small when she says that because she's feeling really stupid. Why did she have to get that letter when the city people know she doesn't know anything? This is embarrassing.]
I don't have one. I only have the one that came in the box they gave me. Moa told me it should vibrate, but I don't think it does. It's not as big as Bertolt, definitely.
Listen, that's a scary thing to fuckin' hear someone say. It's not your fault, you probably don't have to worry about it for the most part, though it might not be a bad idea to just have some personal lubricant around. But, fuck... gear oil... that's asking for disaster.
Mm, well, I think you need a harness. If you can find one that fits it, that might work. I can come with you to look. I don't really know what I'm doing there, since I don't need one, but it's better than running in solo.
... I make a lot of bad mistakes in my life, Sasha. Like, a lot. Like, constantly I make stupid fucking mistakes. Fucking Bertolt has been a recurring one. Just so you know, Reiner was also pretty big. Don't get caught between them if you don't want to sleep for half the day afterward.
[This all makes her feel dumb. Just when she thought she had a handle on this sex thing...]
So the gear harness won't work either, right? Okay. I understand.
[She's not going to tell him fucking Bertolt and Reiner wasn't a mistake, but Sasha is pretty sure Eren won't take kindly to that considering everything else.]
After I get the lubricant and the harness, what else?
Right, don't just stick it in. You need to use your hands to... prep the person. With the lubricant. So, your fingers, one at a time. You can' be kinda liberal with the lubricant, honestly, just in case. Basically, you want them to be kind of stretched and accustomed to the presence of something in them the size of your toy.
I... [She hums a little, sounding unsure about what she's saying next.] I don't know him to tell him to take a shower first.
[Hell, she doesn't even know what an arcade is, except she has to go there and stick something up this guy's ass. It's enough to make her grumble out of frustration.]
Do you think I'll get into trouble if I don't do what this letter says?
Could you really stop them from taking me to re-ed? I get that I can just ask you guys anytime, but I mean if I didn't do this one thing they are telling me to, would I get into trouble. It doesn't say it, but it came from the government so...
No. You can't do that. I won't let you. [She takes a deep yet shaky breath.] If I could join the Survey Corps, I can do this. Just tell me what I need to do.
You're so hardheaded. [But she's laughing so she means it with love.] I'm sure. I'll go to the store for that harness, maybe watch more TV and see if they do it there too.
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alrite. sure wat do you want to know?
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[he hates writing this much, so he's switching to voice on his end]
So I guess we'll start with preparations. Do you know what lubricant is? And hm... I don't know if you'll need a condom of you're performing it. I'm assuming you're gonna have some kind of apparatus, right? Like a strap-on? If it's on a stranger, you might want the time of thin, sterile gloves they sell at the sex shops for anal play, for hygiene's sake.
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[She really doesn't know anything.]
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It's a sexual toy that mimics the shape and size of a penis. Don't use a huge one or anything just find something. Something similar to the kind of dicks you've seen.
But not like Bertolt's. Don't use him as a size guide or someone's going to hate you.
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You don't have to yell at me. [She sounds almost small when she says that because she's feeling really stupid. Why did she have to get that letter when the city people know she doesn't know anything? This is embarrassing.]
I don't have one. I only have the one that came in the box they gave me. Moa told me it should vibrate, but I don't think it does. It's not as big as Bertolt, definitely.
[Wait...]
How did you know Bertolt's was huge?
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Mm, well, I think you need a harness. If you can find one that fits it, that might work. I can come with you to look. I don't really know what I'm doing there, since I don't need one, but it's better than running in solo.
... I make a lot of bad mistakes in my life, Sasha. Like, a lot. Like, constantly I make stupid fucking mistakes. Fucking Bertolt has been a recurring one. Just so you know, Reiner was also pretty big. Don't get caught between them if you don't want to sleep for half the day afterward.
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[This all makes her feel dumb. Just when she thought she had a handle on this sex thing...]
So the gear harness won't work either, right? Okay. I understand.
[She's not going to tell him fucking Bertolt and Reiner wasn't a mistake, but Sasha is pretty sure Eren won't take kindly to that considering everything else.]
After I get the lubricant and the harness, what else?
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Mm, if you plan to have vaginal sex, pick up some condoms. Otherwise, you're probably set with what I've mentioned.
So, then I guess it's process...
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So what's the process? I don't just stick it in, right?
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[Wait. She has to put her fingers up there? In their butt? No one prepared her for this much!]
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[Hell, she doesn't even know what an arcade is, except she has to go there and stick something up this guy's ass. It's enough to make her grumble out of frustration.]
Do you think I'll get into trouble if I don't do what this letter says?
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... Like me or any of the other guys are gonna let them do anything to you if you decide not to do it?
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Could you really stop them from taking me to re-ed? I get that I can just ask you guys anytime, but I mean if I didn't do this one thing they are telling me to, would I get into trouble. It doesn't say it, but it came from the government so...
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If it comes down to it, I'll go in your stead. I don't care.
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Alright, if you're sure about it.
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